just some random randomness !! feel free to add

[lambo-lude]

http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp190/FindStuff2/Quotes%20and%20Sayings/Funny/fy34.gif





its about time this site got a daft corner ..and im just the guy for the job :d:d:d:d

so fix yaself a glass of sketty hoops and post up random fings innit :innocent:

[nunchukhamster]

Home of much randomness....

http://www.b3ta.com/

[lambo-lude]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/fatgnome/owned_bike_crash.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/bnitess/cap_slapped.gif

[lambo-lude]

we need more members! !!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Ang]

Guys night in, what all men should do before leaving the house. :p

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[Ang]

The cute factor

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41025

[mills]

mark you post whore :sign_lol:

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[mills]

:search:dont know why that pic came out so small

[lambo-lude]

this is mills

http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu227/Munchycowchips/Ferrets/ferret_looking_back.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j138/jtblanshire/looser.gif

[lambo-lude]

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn64/wrenchslinger99/42674325_ShutTheFuckUp.gif

[lambo-lude]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x80/musicchikk/CrazyC.png

[Ang]

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/angdown11/31_multipart3F11_image010.jpg


http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/angdown11/31_multipart3F14_image013.jpg

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[Ang]

Buddy and Edna

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/angdown11/31_multipart3F1_multipart3F2_ATT000.jpg

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,



And every year Buddy would say,



'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'



Edna always replied,



'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,



And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'


One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,



'Edna, I'm 85 years old.



If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'


To this, Edna replied,


"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'


The pilot overheard the couple and said,


'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!


But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'


Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.


The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.



He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,



But still not a word...


When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,


'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.


I'm impressed!'



Buddy replied,


'Well, to tell you the truth,


I almost said something when Edna fell out,



But you know,




"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

[Ang]

A new ending to a favourite fairytale

The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The little piggy said "F**k off or I'll sneeze on you."

http://www.durringtonhigh.w-sussex.sch.uk/Exchange/adownes/Inbox/FW:%20A%20new%20ending%20for%20a%20favourite%20fai rytale.EML/1_multipart/1_multipart/image001.gif?Security=3

[lambo-lude]

heh heh! :)
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo152/Belyeu4190/Court_Lady_Punched.gif

[lambo-lude]

classy bird!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/niall1980/Puke.jpg

[Ang]

Please pop up your random Michael Jackson jokes here, I know I am being sick but there you go ;) Oh and I am not taking credit for these. Someone I know posted them up on facebook and it gave me a right chuckle.

The auctioning of all of Michael Jacksons belongings has just begun. Gary Glitter has opened with a bid of 10 million quid for his PC!!!


Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Alex Ferguson?....................... Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August!

[nunchukhamster]

Farrah Fawcett's dying wish was, "that all the World's children be kept safe". Sorted.

[Ang]

investigators are drawing closer to the actual cause of Michael Jackson’s death. They’ve ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and even the good times. It appears they’re blaming it on the boogie…

Some people though that michael jackson died of cardiac arrest others believe that he had a stroke walking down the childrens ward in hospital

Jacko’s last wishes were to be cremated and put in an etcha sketck, that way little kiddies can still fiddle with his knob!

since mj was 99% plastic they r melting him down into legos so little kids can play with him 4 a change

[Crazy_C]

Ahh, I'd heard that he wasn't being burried or cremated, but being recycled into shopping bags so that he would remain white, plastic and dangerous to little children :p


And it's good to have a forum that can have a laugh at this too for a change - other forums have called me sick, cruel and twisted for saying things like:

"ah well, Wacko's dead, no skin off my nose" and when he was in the coma, saying "he's not brown bread yet, but he's not all white either" :p

[Ang]

After watching the doumentaries made on Jacko how can anyone even think that his actions around children were correct. From the telegraph and quite funny jokes in it also :innocent:

Michael Jackson: Wacko Jacko jokes - the deluge begins

Michael Jackson has been a gift to comedians, but the rush to capitalise on his death with jokes says a good deal about the sickly state of our moral sense.



By Dominic Cavendish
Published: 3:37PM BST 26 Jun 2009

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01431/michael-jackson_1431882c.jpg Michael Jackson had been collaborating with a number of stars on new material Photo: AP


Michael Jackson (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/) dies, the internet goes crazy, the power grid near buckles under the strain. Everyone Twitters, everyone Facebooks. And the flip remarks start and the jokes start. That’s right - Wacko Jacko’s corpse has barely been packed off for an autopsy, and the world is already lining up to make wise-cracks at his expense. With his eccentricities, his foibles, the law-suits, those clothes, that face, or rather those faces, MJ was ever a gift to comedians - but even so, there's been not a moment to lose in badtasteville today.
On facebook, within minutes of his death being reported, one wag I know - a journalist by trade of course - updated his status thus: ‘He could heal the world, but he couldn’t heal himself’. And later, ‘Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, don’t blame it on the good times, blame it on the cardiac arrest’. Finally, ‘wanna be starting something… yes mate, your heart.’ Very droll. And there are more than a few ‘LOL’ (laughs outloud) posted beneath those entries in happy approval.



Gossip newsletter Popbitch, among others, has been sending out resumes of some of the Jackson jokes already doing the rounds. Most play, predictably enough, with allegations of child abuse, but among the more re-printable are the following:
There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death: A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie.
It has been reported on the Angels News Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they don’t accept plastic.
You get the picture. And, sure, most of them are clever, but they’re also desperate. Comedy is the reflex action that helps us deal with unpalatable situations. Even so, it might be as well to contemplate the situation for just a few moments, before taking evasive action. There’s something cowardly about so swiftly sidestepping the troubling fact of Jackson’s death - at a relatively young age - in order to score points about a life that‘s over and out.
I can appreciate the wit, the craft, the subversion of these jibes and you could perhaps read them as affectionate markers of people’s abiding interest in the man. But they also make me feel faintly nauseous. Just as Jackson’s sudden demise says a lot about his poor bodily health, so the alacrity with which bystanders to his pitiful end have rushed to get their gags out says a good deal about the sickly state of our moral sense.

[lambo-lude]

we all know your sick cruel and twisted anyway crazy man lmao ;):p

in all fairness i loved his music ... umm and thats it :D

awwwwwww! heeeEEEEeeh heeeh!
etc...

[Crazy_C]

Hahaa, you love my twisted ways man, it's what attracts you to me so much ;) hehee

What about impersonating him on media texts? Still got the Jacko one from ya somewhere lol

[Ang]

we all know your sick cruel and twisted anyway crazy man lmao ;):p

in all fairness i loved his music ... umm and thats it :D

awwwwwww! heeeEEEEeeh heeeh!
etc...

I agree with the bit about the music.......... and have to stop myself there.

[lambo-lude]

a lil tribute ... never released ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfQKEzYCdX0

enjoy

[Crazy_C]

Man In The Mirror is this weeks official number 1 song :)

Very cool song man, cheers on the linkage :)

[Ang]

Watched the new version of the Dukes of Hazzard again last night and those dixie horns and that car made me smile. :)

[Ang]

Have to add this really as it was really sad to see Jackson's kids on stage at his funeral. Really sad for them no matter what I think otherwise.

[Ang]

OI!! Mr Lambo where are you and where is that randomness gone?????? I may have to give you a very, very random phone call any day now........... I don't want to hear about you and your events with bees, spiders and women :p:p:p:no:

[Ang]

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn314/angdown11/youve-killed-us-all.jpg

[lambo-lude]

oh dear! do u realise what you are asking for??? :D:D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA

[lambo-lude]

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[lambo-lude]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w240/cherflynn/ugly-1.jpg

[lambo-lude]

heh heh heh!!!!!:sos::sos::sos::eek::icon_police::icon_pol ice::icon_police:

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[lambo-lude]

maaa cozen billy bawwbb ...hez gawt th fastest boat own tha riiiver!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n208/Alanb_2006/hilbilly.jpg

[lambo-lude]

yeeeehawww!!!! yuk yuk!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e37/taz16/normal_Hillbilly20Jim20Uncle20Elmer.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q178/mojobloggs/overloaded.jpg

[nunchukhamster]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q178/mojobloggs/overloaded.jpg

Lude, the 1980's rang, they asked if they could have the oldest picture on the internet back.

[lambo-lude]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????
THAT PIC WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK IN SLOUGH :p

SO..
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[lambo-lude]

welcome to the.... stranGE zOnE!!!

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[lambo-lude]

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[lambo-lude]

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll35/meganhaines_2008/scarey.jpg

[lambo-lude]

oh dear .... you just said her bum looks big!...

http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t334/AMBONITA/HUMOR-DIRTY/scarey.jpg

[lambo-lude]

if the crash is your fault ... RUN-A-WAY!!!

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[lambo-lude]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j145/Jvchequer/epic-fail.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq242/vinho_16/FAIL.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/iiRapper/Fail.jpg

[lambo-lude]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/th3s3x/fail-1.gif

[Crazy_C]

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/killedbycondom.jpg

[Crazy_C]

http://bitcast-a.v1.ord2.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/content/pic4043.jpg

[Crazy_C]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-truck-now-hiring-fail1.jpg

[Crazy_C]

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp346/jballew7/epic_truck_fail.gif

[Crazy_C]

http://grimstveit.no/jakob/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shipment-of-fail.jpg

[Crazy_C]

And of course, a fail or 3 for Marky boy :p

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/428.jpg
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/425.jpg
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/423.jpg

[lambo-lude]

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[nunchukhamster]

Possibly the most random thing I've ever seen.....

http://videolog.uol.com.br/video?460279

(Caution: It does contain a couple of swearwords)

[Ang]

Gross but funny:)

[lambo-lude]

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx251/homesweethome_upland/DSC08253.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i202/chewstar/IMG_0549_1.jpg

[Crazy_C]

Got a new handbag there Mark? :p But I thought you'd finally grown out of the pacifier :p heheee



Oh, and here's some mindf*ck pics!! NOTE - if its a link, 18+ content
http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mindfuck11.jpg
http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mindfuck3.jpg
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/FramedThief/Motivational%20Posters/Mindfuck3MP.jpg
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/aerolatias_380/Mindfuck.png
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa273/Cairney_bucket/motivationals/mindfuck.jpg
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm296/macrosgalore/1199678604487.jpg
http://imagechan.com/images/21f07091b06d429af2ad94cd881bc189.jpg
(http://imagechan.com/images/21f07091b06d429af2ad94cd881bc189.jpg)

[lambo-lude]

ok got the first and last one ..but the others??

[Crazy_C]

In RED is the answers :)

Oh, and here's some mindf*ck pics!! NOTE - if its a link, 18+ content

FACE IN WINDOW http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mindfuck11.jpg

LOOK TO THE LEFT OF THE IMAGE http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mindfuck3.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u36/FramedThief/Motivational%20Posters/Mindfuck3MP.jpg
SCARY FISHMONSTER THING

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/aerolatias_380/Mindfuck.png
LOOK TO THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER - GIRL TIED UP AND BOUND

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa273/Cairney_bucket/motivationals/mindfuck.jpg
COUNT THE FINGERS!!!!!!!!

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm296/macrosgalore/1199678604487.jpg
LOOK IN THE MIST - T REX!!!

http://imagechan.com/images/21f07091b06d429af2ad94cd881bc189.jpg (http://imagechan.com/images/21f07091b06d429af2ad94cd881bc189.jpg)
SCARY DUUUUDEE!!!
(http://imagechan.com/images/21f07091b06d429af2ad94cd881bc189.jpg)

[lambo-lude]

does help if the brightness is up lol ..good find the one like crazy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0hAUN4bYVk

chukkle

[Ang]

Am I going mad? ;)