Now that is funny, sounds very like what James told the police in an accident when he rolled the car (many, many years ago). It was left on its side and he said, which is on the notes, about the rear passengers who were rather drunk, the fat girl (why he couldn't give a name) wasn't wearing a seatbelt and fell on the thin girl, squashing her.
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